angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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(Source : gmacht)

(Source : protectcharles)

Wtnv + trees

(Source : i-would-hail-it)

thats-slightly-raven:

i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

me

scundered:

'what you really want is to reduce the signs of ageing'
no i actually want to stop ageing this is terrifying and i don’t want it please make it stop

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source : astoundly)

stupidstagram:

i love GIRLS and i love when girls LOVE THEMSELVES and i love when girls LOVE OTHER GIRLS and this is so AMAZING 

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon