"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"


(Source : gmacht)

(Source : protectcharles)

Wtnv + trees

(Source : i-would-hail-it)


i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not



'what you really want is to reduce the signs of ageing'
no i actually want to stop ageing this is terrifying and i don’t want it please make it stop


sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source : astoundly)


i love GIRLS and i love when girls LOVE THEMSELVES and i love when girls LOVE OTHER GIRLS and this is so AMAZING 


attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon