bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

i’m gay pass it on

(Source : naniithran)

australiansanta:

im an asshole but i mean well

I have to get up early tomorrow why am I reading about gay boys in the middle of the night!?

The title of my autobiography  (via wanna-see-my-groovy-mutation)

sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(Source : lumixercalderic)

That’s not cool, Harvey.

(Source : tylena)

(Source : volxble)

shinydanger:

danedeham:


(x)

#I’M FEELING LIKE THE WORST PERSON EVER I SCROLLED THROUGH THIS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE GIRL FROM THE FAULT IN OUR STARS#I AM A DISGRACE TO THE FANDOM (x)

I fell for erik like you fall asleep; slowly, then he shot me in the spine